So yesterday-- no, wait... Yeah, yesterday. Yesterday, in German I, we were looking at television schedules from Germany for examples of time-listings...I guess.

I ended up with a page that listed both Disney shows and p0rns. :I

Can you imagine that? "LET'S WATCH MICKEY'S KLUBHAUS, THEN WATCH SEX PERFEKT. 8D"

Wawaweewa. :I

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Oh, and I got a haircut...finally.

No, scratch that. I meant I gave myself a haircut. .__. I forgot to ask for one, so I just grabbed the shearing scissors and a garbage can and cut it myself.

It's not that bad, surprisingly. :0 If anything is uneven, no one's noticed...and no one would notice, as my hair is usually uneven anyway.

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

I never spoke of my unfortunate incident with white paint, did I? D8

So, in Painting, I was looking at my...painting, and I realized that I forgot to put shine...things in the girl's eyes, so I just walked over to the tables where all the paints are and grabbed a little dish to put the paint in.

So I push down on the...nozzle-thing to get some white paint, but nothing comes out right away, so I pushed it down further.

THE THING SPITS OUT PAINT. JUST SPITS IT OUT, AND IT EXPLODES EVERYWHERE, MAINLY MANAGING TO ANGLE ITSELF STRAIGHT AT ME, SPRAYING ALL OVER. >:C I couldn't just say, "OH, WELL." and trot away, since I stupid tend to wear a lot of dark clothes and it was noticable like woah.

So I go to the bathroom after getting lawl'd at, which I surprisingly didn't mind at all since I thought it was funny, too, until I tried to wipe it off and it wouldn't come off at all. D:<

I didn't feel like spending the rest of the period in the bathroom, so I left and just continued like normal, but when we got around to cleaning up, I brushed past the paint table and got more white paint on me. DX

But I just ignored that and went to my next class, asked my teacher if I could just try to wipe off the excess paint, and ended up in the bathroom again. :I

So I'm scrubbing at the paint when a security guard walks out of one of the stalls and she turns to me and says, "I COULD WASH THAT FOR YOU. C: JUST LOOK FOR ME AT LUNCH."

So I handed her my jacket and she walked off while I went back to class.

And when it's finally lunch, I sit with one of my friends and we wait for that security guard to comes back with my jacket.

SHE DOESN'T.

So I asked another security guard if he knew about it. He did, and said it'd be done in half and hour and the other security guard would come find me and return it.

HOW, I ASK YOU, IS SOMEONE GOING TO FIND A PERSON WHOSE NAME THEY DON'T KNOW? D<

So by the end of the day, I'd seen the security guard who took my jacket several times, but she didn't say a word about it.

She still hasn't said anything. >:C

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While I should've asked about it, I don't care anymore. I bought a new jacket anyway. :I

And one of the girls who laughed at me when I got paint exploded on me had the same thing happen to her. It was all stuck in her hair and clumped in one place on her shirt. KARMAAAAAAA. C:

And now the gold-yellow paint is spraying paint everywhere. It sprayed some on the wall, which resulted in unnecessarily long guffawing from the kids that did it. It was funny, sure, but not funny enough to laugh for, like...ten minutes. :I

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Completely off-topic, but I found out my dad had Metal Gear Solid, so I tried playing it and failed. I had Snake crawl to the elevator, but someone saw him halfway there everything and killed him. I asked my dad how to get to the elevator and he said he'd never gotten to it, so he was of no help. D8